10-07-2010
HMW NFL FRANCHISE (Radio Style)
You know HMW wants to own a team therefore Craig, Mike and Lamont ventured out and created a team with your favorite personalities. Depending on how we feel, we may expand this all the way down to "parking lot" attendants but for now we will go with management and team. Without further ado, lets get it on.
Furious owner, analyze everything while steady stacking stacks (say that 4 times). Always want to be relevant and will check you if you get out of line. When he's winning its a festive mood but when hes upset "off with cho head". For the most part, he's there to scan the horizon and just chin check every now and then if his assistance is needed but don't come sideways because he's about the finish product not the intent of the actions
Wicked GM to be feared on a day to day basis but cannot put it all together when it counts most. Come out halfcocked and make statements not warranted by THE ESTABLISHMENT but ultimately in chill mode because he knows the water will meet its level. A person that don't care for the limelight but wants to let you know he exist.
This dude's knowledge of sports history is to be heralded. You simply cannot miss him in sports period. He is legendary of his knowledge of the game. Memorable quotes and I also heard they were thinking about making a video game in his name. Exoctic blitzs and smash mouth offense is his game. Every now and then you can catch him hanging with the DARKER SIDE I mean he is in Oakland right? If you beat this guy with a bat you better come with a knife, if you beat him with a knife, you better come with a gun, if you beat him with a gun you best just keep on running because he will hunt you as a piece of raw meat.
This guy is a gambler and will the defy the odds. Some people even said he's been affiliated with video tape scandals hence his web cam in studio.
Laser rocket arm, the ability to read complex defenses. His mobility has come into question but that's not a problem because he have maybe the the best two receivers in the game. Both has the ability to catch information, put a spin on it, and run with it.
Marc has been in the game a while he's a vet. He know exactly what to do in order to remain in the game. His job is well defined. Texans throw him information and it's his job to positive spin on it and run with it. Every now and then he gets tackled but for the most part when hes running hes gone.
This dude is old school. Screw what the establishment wants him to say, he himself is going to make the situation ROSIE. Example: once I was a fly on the wall and I heard John McClain ask Kubiak, so what do you think about David Carr? Gary Kubiak replied, "he's f*cking horrible". Now a rookie beat writer would have probably reported the truth but not John. John's headline would read, Gary thinks David Carr is a work in progress. Every now and then he's thrown bad passes ie Reggie Bush and Ryan Matthews Drafts. His longevity in the game tells me, he's doing something right.
Well, that position gets to touch the ball alot and we know Rich loves balls. I don't think HMW really have to analyze the obvious of Rich being a Center. Sorry Lance that you have to be behind him, he may enjoy it. LOL I can imagine Lance saying "hut 1 hut 2 hut hut hut,,,damn Rich hike the freaking ball" Rich replies, my bad, but your hands felt good. Did Jeff Alm play Center?
This position is just to easy and obvious for Josh. Pretty much a compliment of the larger receiving core at hand. Short, dumpy plays across the middle in hope of taking THE BIG HIT.
What's a full back's primary job? Block for his tailback. This position has David written all of it. If you say anything to Raheel, you must get pass
David. He is not a featured guy unless there are special situations.
He just goes and run from hard hitters. He will truck the smaller, weaker defensive personnel but in the eyes of a beast he will run out of bounds
The offensive line can be seen in the diagram. It is what it is. Between Ralph Cooper and Lance Zierlein, it's their job to muster me at least one win with this group of men. Ralph and Lance had to be my premier guys because they are 2 of HMW's favorite personalities.
Be sure to keep your eyes open as the defense will be less satirical. We will position 11 sports personalities in Houston to make one of the baddest defenses in the world.
Lamont Mann
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