LESBO'S 10 "TWEET" COMMANDMENTS - CRAIG SHELTON

LESBO'S 10 "TWEET" COMMANDMENTS

10. Thou shall not "tweet & delete" cos that's just plain old weak!

9. Thou shall not cultivate thou's weirdo, sociopath stalking attributes on twitter (feel free to copy, paste, & retweet #9 immediately!)

8. Thou shall not tweet about thou's sex life or share "twit pix" of thou's genitals if thou is older than 5 years old. In other words, STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN!!! (50 Cent did you get that pimp, if so pass it alone to r&b singer Chris Brown?)


7. Thou shall not retweet "Bot" tweets. (They're not real people-people!!! Kinda like blow up dolls aren't "real people!" Right Dylan?!)

6. Thou shall not openly solicit celebrities or athletes as "followers", if said celebrity or athlete has previously referenced you as a "tool" and threatened you with a lawsuit.

5. Thou shall not follow thou's ex-wife or husband on twitter. Its okay though to follow your ex-partner if you're gay.
(#ItsClearlyYourWorldCertainlyInTheClub)


4. Thou shall not block thou's spouse on twitter. (Unless you have lost your damned mind that is. #half)

3. Thou shall not create a trojan-celebrity twitter account & then chat back & forth with yourself? (C'mon, are you going to make me say it? LOOOOOOOOOOSSSSER!!!!!!)

2. Thou shall not change thou twitter handle daily. (Unless your the next "Unabomber in waiting" or some other species or felon, there's just no reason to be a damned serial handle changer on Twitter?!)

1. Thou shall not create a twitter handle tagged with "_CREEPS" unless you're an officially ordained "HMW CREEP" anointed by the GRAND WIZARD OF "THE HMW FRAT" (unless you're on Section 8 or the owner of a Texas Lone Star Card, or perhaps dating a "hood chick" with stretch-marks and bullet wounds, you have an exemption of course meaning your automatically an elite member.) "Creep on...."

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