4-28-2011
SPORTS RADIO 610 LET THE SPINNING BEGIN
This article is for Marc Vandermeer, Rich Lord, Barry Warner, and ND Kalu. Hey guys how is it going? Today is an important day as the NFL Draft is upon us. As I write, I am aware there is a 98.2% chance the Texans will make the wrong decision this evening however that leaves an 1.8% chance they may actually get it right. With that being said, we want you to know, HMW is with you.
HMW would like to be your shoulder to sob on when the spinning begins tonight and clear into Monday morning. In the likelihood of the Texans screwing up this draft, prep your show as if they just landed Von Miller, Patrick Peterson, AJ Green, Julion Jones all with just one pick. It would be similar to the "magic bullet" in 1963. I know all of you guys are scared to death right now because you know you have to put on your wax lips for the next 5 days from all of the Texan butt kissing but hey you got a job to do and HMW understand.
Look, if the Texans were to draft a tight end, it's your job to tell us "a tight end is the secret to this team becoming a playoff team". Yes, HMW is nervous with you but we depend on you guys to sell a bunch of bull crap to make those jitters go away like the way Kareem Jackson was spent.
This is a decree from HMW, we will not get on you for ass kissing because this is a job you must fulfill. I am sorry, ass kissing is a bit harsh lets just call it "brown nosing". HMW are giving the four of you a pass on this weekend but people who's not legally obligated to pucker up will get scorched. HMW wants the brown nosing left to the professionals. In other words Josh, Shaun, Mike, John and Greg you guys are not allowed to spin (as if you would anyway). Of course all of this is a mute point if the Texans actually do the right thing "YEA RIGHT".
Have a happy draft.
HMW
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