Wednesday, September 22, 2010

WHAT THEY'RE "TWEETING"! - CRAIG SHELTON - 09/23/2010


WHAT THEY'RE "TWEETING"! 
Written By: Craig Shelton
Date Posted: 09/23/2010



Folks the one thing I've always intended for HMW to provide is a format where entertainment and sports stars, as well as their fans, could come together and interact. I hope this new feature will be a step in that direction.


This new HMW feature, "What They're Tweeting" is an opportunity for our readers to peep in on a variety of local, regional, and national stars and their "tweets" as well as, leave comments in the "comments" section at the bottom of the article.


There have been no amendments to the "tweets" listed below from any of the sports & entertainment stars charted. My personal takes have been added below some of the "tweets" for entertainment purposes only.



           THE CELEBRITY "TWEET" ZONE

cush



BRIAN CUSHING
briancushing56: @jamescasey86 happy bday man!

Lesbo on Cush:
hmmmm..I can't help but wonder what comes n ah b-day gift pack from cush, hmmmmm?

PETER KING (SI)
• SI_PeterKing: @arianfoster blown away by the fact that 33 million fantasy football players trying to trade for him tonight. "What?! Crazy."

MICHAEL 5000 WATTS
• MICHAEL5KWATTS: Do you think the Texans are gonna keep up this winning streak?

Lesbo on Watts:
well watts dawg, if ur suggesting 16-0 the answer obviously is "NO"! Lol if ur just speakin n terms of 4 to 6 games, I can c that...


kevin

KEVIN HART
• KevinHart4real: Fella's if ur lady try's 2 talk 2u during the game I wnt u 2 take ur Elbow & insert it n her spine..that move will paralyze her vocal cord
KevinHart4real: RT @TopShelfCrys @KevinHart4real was dumb funny! Nigga got stories bout his puff the magic dragon coke head daddy for days! #NewMaterial

cube
ICE CUBE
• icecube: 5 mo days before I AM THE WEST...don't get the bootleg

Lesbo on Cube:
I"ll keep that n mind cube dawg as I'm walkn out of timmy chan's & that crack head beats me f/a buck n tha parkn lot &
then the bootleg movie man tries 2 hook me up w/"the dark knight pt. 7" & then tries 2 sell me ur latest cd...I'll just "2 piece" that mf 4 u cube lol!


jim
JIMMY KIMMEL
• jimmykimmel: Six years ago tonight, Lost premiered. And now Lost is gone.

MARLONLWAYANS
• MARLONLWAYANS: I asked what's the best restaurant in utah the driver said "oh Olive Garden". #imfucked

Lesbo on Marlon Wayans: aren't u gay?

BILL MAHER
• billmaher: Finally, a day when no one asked me about Christine O'donnell - but I bet they will after Friday's show


thug "tippn on 44's...

SLIM THUG
• slimthugga: RT @BunBTrillOG: F*ck these haters..I got #teamtrill the trillest motherf*ckers ever ridin with me! #TheNakedSoulOfSweetJones In Stores ...

ocho
OCHO CINCO
•OGOchoCinco: Damit. she's pregnant!!! I knew I shouldn't have kept these pigeons together in the same cage, I'm pissed off!!


OGOchoCinco: Man i am on my roof and the male pigeon just escaped leaving the female, wtf, just like a dude in real life and she's pregnant, #notcool


OGOchoCinco: Im really sad, lil pregnant pigeon is looking at me like what now with a lil tear going down her lil beak, how do you console a bird?


OGOchoCinco: People keep asking how i know she's pregnant? Her lil pigeon nipples are swolen and sticking out, belly is huge to, 2 pregnant signs

Lesbo on Ocho Cinco: dude u gotta switch the handle 2 ocho loco after that series of tweets!


b.u.n. b

BUN B (UGK)
• BunBTrillOG: If you don't like somebody, that's you..we can't all like the same sh*t, but don't try to tell ME who Pimp C woulda liked..YOU DONT KNOW

BunBTrillOG: RT @Raekwon: Wanna tell my brother lyfe jennings to hold his head jus heard the news! Me n his fans will be waiting for his return! Free ...

Lesbo on Bun B:
I think they struck nerve w/tha trill og on that 1st tweet?

BUSTA RHYMES
• BusaBusss: RT @funkmasterflex: RT @funkmasterflex Reek Da Villian A Day In The Life Of Reek Da Villain http://bit.ly/aUz4OQ<I see u killa!!!Salute!!


CHARLIE BOY
• D3CHALIEBOY: FREE DOWNLOAD NEW @D3CHALIEBOY "IS SHE BAD?? SHE BAD ENOUGH TO "MEET MY MOMMA!" http://bit.ly/d6Exzv


SWIZZZ BEATZ
• THEREALSWIZZZ: RT @HauteLiving: Watching the Super Producer @THEREALSWIZZZ and @LennyKravitz wrap up Haute Living the Album! Going to be legendary #hau ...

Lesbo on Swizzz Beatz:
all i can say is wow & i can't wait 2 hear some of this stuff!

LIL BOW WOW
• BowWow: Just got word i made the "Top 10 actors to watch for" list in @varietymagazine
BowWow: Me and @rickyrozay backstage in Miami. photo by @mynameisrico http://twitpic.com/2qza9h

JIM ROME
• jimrome: Coming up on tweet number 1000: thinking of making it a walkoff shot. Stay down and then bring back the acct. w/ the World Tour. In 2012.

Lesbo Craig's take on Jim Rome's tweet:
Or here's a thought Romie homie, why don't u & ur creepy-scripted ass radio show "walk off" never 2 b heard from or seen again?  ("i gotta million of um jim")


tyrese

TYRESE
• Tyrese: #ihatewhenpeople have KIDS just because they felt like it was the COOL thing to do. Then they DUMP their kids off on their PARENT to raise/

Lesbo Craig's take on Tyrese's tweet: man don't get all philosophical on twitter fool! Just keep singing & getting you're black ass wooped in movies man!
Signed: everyone that wooped ur ass in baby boy

All the above "tweets" were posted on www.twitter.com on Wednesday, September 22, 2010.



Craig Shelton
HMW
Email: houstonmediawatch.com
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Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/lesbiancraig
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CRAIG "LESBO" SHELTON OF HMW

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